OpenAI Solves Slow Inference by Inventing the Dropdown Menu

The claim: OpenAI says its new Decisions API delivers fast, focused, and low-cost decisions for any application.
The reality: It is merely a branded wrapper for JSON mode structured outputs, charging developers API fees to constrain a GPT-4o mini call to a binary choice.
Why should I care? You shouldn't
You can implement this exact workflow with standard Python and a regex string match for zero dollars.
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