OpenAI Solves Kernel Bugs Before Anyone Exploits Them

The claim: OpenAI built an autonomous pipeline that successfully found, validated, and generated patches for 948 local privilege-escalation vulnerabilities in the Linux kernel.
The reality: It is a neat parlour trick that automates a $200 bounty hunter workflow, but zero-day patch deployment still requires a tired sysadmin to actually run apt upgrade on a production server at 3.00am.
Why should I care? Could be big
Automated patching is impressive until it pushes a bad kernel build and takes down every database in the fleet.
Read the original: A thousand fewer paths to root