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Jensen Huang Promises Omniscience, Because Software Wasn't Hard Enough

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang took the stage at Salesforce Dreamforce alongside Marc Benioff to deliver another dose of cosmic optimism, anchored by the launch of Salesforce's new CRM reasoning model built on Nvidia Nemotron. Because standard enterprise software was apparently too pedestrian, we are now being promised that AI will let businesses know everything and do anything.

  • Salesforce introduced Koa, its latest CRM reasoning model powered by Nvidia Nemotron 3 Super.
  • Jensen Huang used the Salesforce stage to double down on hyperbolic claims about total technological omniscience.
  • The enterprise software industry continues to insist that predictive math can solve structural business incompetence.

Why should I care? You shouldn't
Just another billionaire CEO selling sci-fi fan service under the guise of enterprise software updates.

Read the original: ‘Now We Can Know Everything and Do Anything,’ Jensen Huang Says at Dreamforce

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